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Published on September 5th, 2011

When the interviewer asks you to name your biggest shortcomings, reply, “Answering stupid fucking questions.” »

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Published on September 5th, 2011

With Zombie’s help, you’ll get through this. »

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Published on September 5th, 2011

If a Dung beetle got the chance, it would kill you and everyone you love. »

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Published on September 5th, 2011

He Can’t Say The “L-Word” »

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Published on October 28th, 2010

The answer could save your life. »

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Published on October 21st, 2010

Guess what? A hot dog. »

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Published on October 17th, 2010

Yes, the wealthy have caviar and veal and deep fried one hundred dollar bills and all sorts of other food »

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Published on October 15th, 2010

“naked Lara Croft and Randy Moss sex tape” »

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Published on October 12th, 2010

Harry Nilsson once famously sang, “1 is the loneliest number.” He was fucking right! »

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Published on October 11th, 2010

3. Backflips, no matter how well executed, do not count as a successful retort. »

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