Top 2 Searches That Bring People To Zombie

Published on October 15th, 2010

We at Zombie are tireless in our search to find out what brings people to our website. Thanks to the excellent work of our naughty co-ed orgy interns we have found that Randy Moss and Lara Croft are the most popular google searches that bring people to Zombie. After obtaining this information some might be inclined to write sensationalized content like, “naked Lara Croft and Randy Moss sex tape” to improve their search engine optimization. We at Zombie adhere to strict journalistic integrity and won’t lower our standards to include naked celebrities, nude celebrities, unclothed celebrities, celebrity sex tapes, or any hot Lara Croft Randy Moss NFL porn just to improve our traffic.

There are a million other ways we could exploit this information to our advantage, but writing an article about the love child of Randy Moss and Lara Croft wouldn’t be honest. First of all Lara Croft is not a real person and therefore Lara Croft couldn’t have a child. Even if Lara Croft was real and let me reiterate, Lara Croft is not a real person, Lara Croft may never get the chance to meet Randy Moss. Then of course if Randy Moss and Lara Croft met maybe they wouldn’t hit it off. Maybe Randy Moss and Lara Croft would just be friends. We can only speculate on the hypothetical nature of a Randy Moss and Lara Croft relationship. Anything else would be a lie and we all remember our MILF moms telling us when we were growing up that Randy Moss, Lara Croft and slutty naked celebrities don’t like liars.

Zombie was built on a foundation of honesty and hilarity and we will continue to put out material that is not swayed by the popularity of Lara Croft, Randy Moss or any hot naked celebrity sex tape.

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