by Lee Tyler
Some potential new bus slogans for one of the fastest growing online universities within Choctaw County!
1. Theirs a whole lotta learnin’ goin’ on at the University of Western
Choctaw County-Online (UWCCO)!
2. If you can read this, you already have part of what it takes to
become a serious student at the new U of WCCO.
3.Hang out with fellow students—the U of WCCO’s got the coolest online
chat rooms!
buzzard-infested campus!
5. From Dallas County public defender Rosa Gutierrez to popular actor
Jerry Mann-Johnson (Break Dancer #3 in Berry Gordy’s “Hamlet”), U
of WCCO alumni are the leaders of today…and tomorrow!
6. Homepage now in color!
7. Check out our new competitive sports program—join one of several U
of WCCO-affiliated fantasy lacrosse leagues!
8. Work on your degree from the privacy of your own prison computer!
9. Mention this billboard and get a free U of WCCO online fraternity
membership application form and rush t-shirt.*
10. Many of our courses are graded by professionals!
11. Empty inbox? All our students regularly receive e-mail! It’s the
Unofficial U of WCCO Promise!
12. Enrollment could qualify you for a Macao student visa!
13. Our students love U of WCCO mascot James the Fightin’ Winking
Smiley-Face Emoticon!
14. Sign up three friends and become a professional!
15. Meet that all-important college sweetheart—the U of WCCO is just a
click away from Match.com.
16. Collect all five class mood-rings before we put them all back into
the vault forever!!!
*With each purchase of $294.99 or more.
