by Lee Tyler

On Sunday, George Foreman scholar Dr. Emile Salope uncovered an interesting chestnut hidden inside a cardboard box in the remotest regions of George Foreman’s garage: rejected titles for “By George: The Autobiography of George Foreman” by George Foreman and Joel Engel. After exchanging enormous sums of cash, Zombie Worldwide has obtained a facsimile of this list from the distinguished academic’s boudoir:

1. The School of Hard Knockouts: The Autobiography of George Foreman
2. KOnnaise: The Autobiography of George Foreman
3. Barb I.Q.: The Autobiography of Joel Engel
4. Boy Meats Grill: The Autobiography of George Foreman
5. His Grill Friday: The Autobiography of George Foreman
5b. His Grill The Forman Grill: The Autoeroticism of George Foreman
6. 100 Years of Grillitude: The Autobiography of George Foreman
7. Faster, Georgie-cat! Grill! Grill! Grill!
8. A View To A Grill: The Autobiography of George Foreman
9. The Grills Have Eyes: The Hidden Cameras of George Foreman
10. The Grills Have Eyes: The Autobiography of George Foreman
11. I’ll Grill Both Thighs: The Autobiography of George Foreman
12. Hamburger Grill: The Autobiography of George Foreman, Jr.
13. By George and Joel: The Autobiography of George Foreman