Rebuffed!

Yay!

My pinkie!

Not in EnergySolutions Arena!

Take that, ball! I hate you!

No hard feelings, ‘bron‘bron. You’re still tops!

NOW who’s chagrined, bitch?

That one’s for Conan!

You’ve just been de-friended!

I grow old, I grow old, I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled!

Rejected, like the excuses of Goldman Sachs!

GOOOOAAAAL!!!!

Shot-blocking is actually an overrated skill that is not nearly effective as ball-denial!

Burble!

Dave Saraiva is the creator of The Brushback, the famous satirical sports site.