Recently, I asked the incredible writers at Zombie why, exactly, do they volunteer their time and energy to write for this fine publication and website. Here are just but a few of their responses.

Reasons We Write For Zombie

1. Getting paid to work is such a cliché

2. Satisfies court-ordered community service

3. Became disenchanted with comedic direction of The Economist

4. Are literate, feel we should prove it

5. We know a guy

6. The pussy

7. My emails are too funny to be just read by Mom

8. Starting race war turned out to be hard work

9. Poisoned six people during stint at culinary school

10. Carbon footprint was too effeminately shaped, needed thicker edges

11. Wanted to write, but not be read.