By Larry

Her belly button was gaping and wet, ready for him to enter her. “Come here Larry,” she said, her long legs very different, probably softer, than his legs.

She and Larry had met at the post office where Larry had worked ever since he dropped out of high school to take care of his very sick mother. Larry was in charge of sorting the mail. They gave him that job because he always spoke in a genuine and heartfelt manner, which women responded to.

Her name was Angela, which was also Larry’s mother’s name, which helped Larry to believe she could be trusted.

“God I love getting it so much,” Angela said to Larry when they first met. Angela must have been one girl who was totally up for it.

And she was.

She took him back to her place which was full of stuff women liked, and they both sat down on her ottoman to get ready to get it on with each other.

Larry was in complete control and knew exactly what he was doing.

“I have to get it hard first myself or it won’t work,” spoke Larry hotly. Angela nodded and replied, “Getting it on is so great and I love that.” Larry took this as a sign that she was ready.

Larry told Angela they had to do it with their eyes closed, because that way she couldn’t get pregnant. She agreed because she could see in his eyes that he knew what he was doing and that he was right.

But he needed his eyes open first to take her in. Her belly button was super wet because she liked him so much, and her penis was completely flaccid and out of the way. Larry knew girl penises were different than boy penises because they bled all the time and couldn’t get hard. So Larry knew he didn’t have to be afraid of being gay, because you aren’t gay unless you touch a hard penis and like it.

Larry put it into Angela in the place where it goes and they both closed their eyes.

“This is so great you are so good at all of this,” Angela said for dirty talk.

“I love being a part of what’s going on,” Larry retorted in a macho baritone that came naturally to him.

Being inside Angela felt like being inside a bowl of lukewarm melted sharp cheddar, which Larry had practiced on so that he could bang Angela so well and she could tell because he was doing super great.

Angela climaxed then and a baby came out, which meant that she had opened her eyes.

“Why did you open your eyes?”

“Because I love to watch a master at work,” Angela replied and Larry couldn’t stay mad at her, and she and him got married and loved their baby and had sex all the time far away from the baby because that is the law, and you have to respect the law.

-Daniel Dominguez