by Daniel Dominguez

So there was this guy and this girl. And he was a vampire. A vampire is someone who gets mad when it’s the daytime! And so this guy is a vampire.

Bu-ut. He doesn’t know it! So he goes to his cave to think. And in his cave he meets this girl. So he sees her and he throws up and up and up. Cuz he doesn’t know any better. But she likes it cuz it makes him different than the others.

And this other guy comes but he doesn’t know the other guy so there’s all this talking but its cool. But then they fight. And they both die, but because his sword isn’t sharp the other guy lives, but the vampire is dead and he goes to heaven but he’s a vampire so he can’t go to people heaven so he has to go to cat heaven. WHICH IS SO GREAT BECAUSE HE LOVES CATS! ESPECIALLY EMORY THE BEST CAT EVER! GO EMORY!

I don’t know if there are werewolves but if there are they all died when that fight happened and then the girl was alone so that’s good. girls deserve to be alone. that’s what my brother jeff says he says because they bite off more than they can chew. jeff is awesome so he would know because he can dunk but anyway so the girl and the vampire get married and then they go to hawaii to kiss but they forgot that the vampire can’t be in the sun so he dies again.

My mom said dad left for personal reasons but I know he left cuz of me.