by Lucky Albright
I was just looking over some of my notes over the past few years and noticed a startlingly consistent theme. Check it out.
1999
Dear Journal,
According to general consensus of my 7th grade class, curly hair = homosexuality. Will cut my hair to reassure classmates of my sexual attraction toward women, and not men.
UPDATE: Hair cut; less gay, but apparently still somewhat gay.
UPDATE: Fuck you, New Mexico
Blog entry for www.livinlavidalucky.com
Entry: 29 – SO EXCITED
I’m growing my hair out! I’m going to be a white Antonio Banderas!
Entry: 42 – Celebrity Time
Hair grown out. Look like Weird Al Yankovic.
2006
Myspace User : 77xThELuCkDaWgx77
Mood: chillaxin’
Cut my hair, finally had first conversation with college girl. Didn’t go well.
UPDATE:
Finally had first sex with college girl. Didn’t go well.
2007
Facebook User: Lucky Albright
Status: Hair coming out in shower. And everytime I sneeze. Mom says it’s normal for 19 year old boys to lose copious amounts of hair.
UPDATE: Beginning to think this is not normal. Beginning search for any nuclear waste hidden in room as funny college prank.
UPDATE: No, none.
2009
Twitter Feed, LDAWG
Shaved head today. Look like Nazi. Better than balding gay dude I s’pose.
2010
Dear Journal,
Artfully cut hair by Asian woman has allowed a modern look without exposing bald spot. Will enjoy being semi-good looking while it lasts. When hair runs out, I have a plan: I will emulate Jason Statham. I better hit the gym and start learning martial arts. Also get rich.


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