Archive for January, 2010
Further Adventures of Craig Carilli’s Fat
UncategorizedWhen the alarm went off at an ungodly hour last Monday, I was thinking we were back in business. »
“Can I get my hash browns with cheese?” »
Penn Reviews Ben Mezrich’s Bringing Down the House Because Adam Won’t Shut Up About Being More “Literary” »
Selected Notes From a Balding 22 Year-Old
UncategorizedAccording to general consensus of my 7th grade class, curly hair = homosexuality. Will cut my hair to reassure classmates »
A dark spiral into the abyss of barren fantasies doomed to extinction. »
Penn Collins’ Guide to Superior Chess
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Even the most rudimentary player can see where the advantage lies here. Should the black knight rotate back, the »
A Ugandan Official Tries Not To Sound Homophobic
UncategorizedUganda has no problem with homosexuals, or their poisonous influence on our youth. »
First of all, I’d like thank Domino’s for giving me the opportunity to respond to their Pizza Turnaround by casting »
Man (exasperated because he can’t find anything worthwhile on the radio): Any suggestions for music? I’m really at »
