12 Things I Would Do for the 10 Days on a Deserted Island Before Finally Having Sex with that Hot 16 Year-Old I’m Stranded With

Published on December 18th, 2009

1) Push-ups in front of hot 16 year-old.

2) Repeatedly ask 16 year-old for sex.

3) See if I’m any good at hip-hop poetry.

4) Go for a quick dip in the ocean.

5) Lay out for a bit.

6) Think about Catcher in the Rye.

7) Eat mangoes.

8) Remind myself that I was 16 once, too,and I probably would have loved to have sex with a 32-year-old dude.

9) Prepare for my trial once we’re rescued.

10) Bury the superhot 13 year-old.

11) Start building a house out of coconut shells and twigs and shit, but probably not spend too much time on the other bedroom.

12) Pretend to build a boat.

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